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PLEASE ME - Mary Poppins & Bert (Cardi B/Bruno Mars Parody ft. Todrick Hall)
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JULIA AKS

PLEASE ME - Mary Poppins & Bert (Cardi B/Bruno Mars Parody ft. Todrick Hall)

Mary P and Berto Mars in an *almost* shot-for-shot remake of "Please Me" by Cardi B and Bruno Mars. Lyrics below 🙂 #myglossispoppins ---------------------------- STARRING Julia Aks & Todrick Hall WRITTEN BY Julia Aks & Ashley D. DIRECTED BY Steve Greist & Julia Aks PRODUCED BY Julia Aks, Todrick Hall, Ashley D., Steve Greist, Sam Everett Baker EDITED BY Joseph DeWitt ADDITIONAL VOCALS Ashley D., Steve Greist, Sam Everett Baker FEATURING Ashley D., Devon Joslin, Jenni Thomasson, Katie Powers, Brandon Hudson, Alan Tryquan Lee, Francisco Villa, E.Jay Lewis BEHIND THE SCENES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jlm6HcRVik Original Cardi B & Bruno Mars "Please Me" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y-O-4IL-PU LYRICS BERT: Please me, Mary Turn around and just tease me, Mary You know what I want and what I need, Mary MARY: What did he say? BERT: Please MARY: What did you say? BERT: Please Please me, Mary Turn around and just tease me, Mary You know what I want and what I need, Mary MARY: You are lightheaded BERT: Please MARY: Oh, Bert. BERT: Please MARY: Mary Poppins Tuppence in the bag Up in London Know you want this vajay I step in time with it butchuwon’t get close to me Without some etiquette better ask me like you’re asking for a cup of tea Super cali flow- expealado When I’m flying away hey Gotta celebrate I’m practically perfect in every way If you don’t have good manners You shouldn’t have your meat out If you ask me nicely, then chimney you gon sweep out I’m gonna fly the kite, only if you are Polite, so let me hear You tell me one time BERT: Girl, I ain't one for beggin', but now you got me beggin' SHEEP: Be sweet, Bertie DUCKS: You wanna see her pop that cherry tree, Bertie PIG: Then treat a lady like she ought to be, Bertie BERT: What do I say? COW: Please BERT: What do I say? HORSE: Please BERT: Teach me, baby Tell me all the rules and teach me, baby A sweep’s as lucky as he can be, baby MARY: Well, What do we say? BERT: Please MARY: What do we say? BERT: Please MARY: Winds in the east, sugar so sweet Bet you wanna take it again Let me demonstrate How to use an umbrella to levitate Cheery disposition In my choice position Your Nanny’s atrocious My Nanny’s precocious Let’s get all dirty, Berty feeding this birdy In flight (okurrrt), so dive into my magic purse tonight BERT: I wasn’t carpet baggin’, but now I’m carpet baggin’ ‘scuse me, Mary Can you tell me maybe if you please, Mary If you’d like to spend the night with me, Mary What do you say? MARY: Why not? BERT: What do you say? MARY: Spit spot! BERT: Thank you Well, I'm feelin so grand My heart Is a-beatin like a brass band Thank you Girl, it’s a jolly holiday with youuuuuu EVERYONE! Kick your knees up step in time Kick your knees up step in time Regular degular shmegular rhyme Back that ass up step in time MARY & BERT Please me, baby Turn around and just tease me, baby You know that a spoonful of sugar makes Thotiana Bust Down In a most delightful way (you can umdiddliddle in my umdiddlaye) Let’s go fly a kite Up to the highest height Let’s go fly a kite and Send it soaring SISTER SUFFRAGETTE: Cast off the shackles of yesterday Shoulder to shoulder into the fray Our daughters' daughters will adore us And they'll sing in grateful chorus "Well done! Well done!”
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